Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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