oh god the rape fog is back!
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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