I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I don't think brook has ever known best
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
