Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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