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how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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