i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
