"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
