Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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