He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
