no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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