A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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