If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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