he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You brought string cheese to the strip club
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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