I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I forget how to act sober
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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