so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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