Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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