hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You made out with two different species that night
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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