Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Randomize
