dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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