i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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