Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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