just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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