i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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