I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I will be naked everywhere
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
