well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
