She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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