Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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