the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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