I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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