good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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