Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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