He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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