Non-Jews are for practice
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
