her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
