im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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