Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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