Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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