I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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