I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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