Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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