Do you still have your period?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Randomize
