what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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