if you like me you must not know who I am
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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