Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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