Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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