Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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