Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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