I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
No subtext here. People are naked.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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