you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
There are leaves in my underwear?
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