Your face is a jimmy john
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
How naked do you want me to be?
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