fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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