My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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